Throwing a Kink in the Kidnapping by Abby Wood
Publisher: Loose ID
Length: Short (80 pgs)
Other: M/F, Voyeurism
Rating: 4.5 Cherries
Review by: Fern
Melina Cruisse set out on a once-in-a-lifetime vacation with one goal in mind: she wanted to find the wild woman inside of her that she hid behind her small-town persona. Deciding that she’d have three flings over the summer, she cast inhibitions to the wind and set out to snag her a man. The plan did not include waking up naked, inside a strange mansion, and being told she couldn't leave.
Devon Guy watched a beautiful woman dance nude under the moon. That night he vowed to take her home and convince her to spend the summer with him. Of course, it shouldn’t be too hard; he was the King of Sanovi, and everyone obeyed him. But his prize pleased him more than anything -- a fiery enchantress who demanded her fair share of the deal and wasn’t afraid to defy him…which put a little kink in his kidnapping.
Publisher's Note: This book contains explicit sexual content, graphic language, and situations that some readers may find objectionable: Dubious consent.
Throwing a Kink in the Kidnapping is a laugh out loud funny erotica that offers as humor as well as mind boggling sex. (Not to spoil the story, but keep an eye out for the “burro scene”. It had me blowing Coke bubbles through my nostrils and laughing uncontrollably in my chair!).
The premise is fairly simple. The King of Sanovi, Devon Guy, sees the beautiful Melina Cruisse dancing naked under the light of a moon during her vacation. In that moment, he wants her more than he’s ever wanted a woman. Taking advantage of her slightly drunken state, he guides her to his limo and whisks her away to his palace, intent on enticing her to stay with him. When Melina is coherent enough to make heads and tails of what is going on, she quickly surprises the King by showing him she’s a woman with numerous passions, all of which she’s not afraid to share. Of course, steamy sex and hilarity ensue, and you won’t stop reading until you get to the end.
As for the formalities: the story is tightly written, the sub-plot offers a bit of intrigue and mystery, and the characters are ones you will adore. Most assuredly worth a read, I recommend Throwing a Kink in the Kidnapping.