Holiday Howlz: An Orgasm for Christmas by Marteeka Karland
Publisher: Changeling Press
Genre: Contemporary, Holiday, Paranormal, Sci-Fi/Fantasy
Length: Short Story (20 pgs)
Rating: 4 cherries
Reviewed by Tiger Lily
Rose has the winter blues. For three Christmases she's been the consummate wallflower at the Magical Forest Christmas Festival and she wanted so badly for this one to be different.
She's about to give up and leave in disappointment yet again when she spots Father Christmas. Marching herself over to him, she plops down in his lap.
"And what is your Christmas wish this year, my dear?" His rich, deep voice inspires trust, but she'd have asked for her wish no matter what.
"I want the biggest screaming orgasm the Magical Forest has ever seen."
Is it possible that a misunderstanding can lead to the love of your life? It can be if you wish hard enough and you know a certain jolly old elf.
This addition to the Holiday Howlz series deals with Santa and his elves. Who knew elves could be sexy? Marteeka Karland’s story draws you in with intriguing characters you can’t forget.
Ever been that kid in school who everyone looks through, not at? Have you ever wanted to be the girl/guy that the person of your dreams thinks about? Then this is the story for you. Wallflowers unite!
Rose is an interesting heroine. She wants a man, but not just any man. She wants a guy who makes her heart sing and her body throb. What woman doesn’t want that? You can identify with her need to be desired and her feelings of inadequacy when she seems to be ignored. You want to see her get what she wants out of life.
Kris is a yummy hero. He’s got his heart set on one woman in particular. But she’s hardly given him the time of day. What’s a man to do? Show his utmost desire for her by trying to be the man she needs. I liked his devotion to Rose, but I thought he should’ve been himself. If you have to become someone you’re not in order to score a date... I find it a bit suspicious, but in this story, it worked.
If you want a novella that will leave your fingers scorched, then you need to read An Orgasm for Christmas. I give this story 4 cherries.